Parting Shot: Evolution of my Fleshjacks

As you know,

I LOVE my FleshJacks

But what you don't know,

Is when I was kid
And experimenting with different ways of jacking off

Long before they were invented
I tried to create

My own homemade

FleshJack

My first attempt:

LOL

But my dick was too thick

To fit in a toilet paper roll.
(or a paper towel roll)

A buddy of mine told me

He used 

This:

He told me to cut off one end of it

And jack my dick in it.

LOL

Ah, the silly things I did as a kid.

Well, neither one worked very well

I sure wish I had had a fleshjack back then.