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Homage to "Il Braghettone"

Daniele Ricciarelli (c. 1509 – 4 April 1566), better known as Daniele da Volterra, was an Italian mannerist painter and sculptor.  He is best remembered for his association, for better or worse, with the late Michelangelo.  After Michelangelo's death Daniele was hired to cover the genitals in Michelangelo's Last Judgment with vestments and loincloths. This earned him the nickname "Il Braghettone" ("the breeches maker").

With this in mind, here are some modern versions: